Oh my God, the Swine Flu! Quick - everyone, panic! PANIC!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Honestly, go run around outside, screaming about killer pigs, who are using germ warfare to take over the world. Doing so will attract men with tight, white coats to come take you away to a sterilized facility where it would be difficult for the curly-tailed monsters to come find you.
For the rest of you who like to be sane about things, there are a few things you can do to keep yourself safe. Wash your hands regularly, and, after you've touched a public hard surface made of plastic or metal (like the staircase/escalator handles at subway stations), use a germ-killing hand sanitizer. I recommend having one of the miniature ones on you at all times. Most importantly, because the flu spreads by going in through your nose or mouth to your throat: stop sucking your thumb and picking your nose.
For more information, and a pretty picture of a piggy, click here: http//news.ca.msn.com/world/cbc-article.aspx?cp-documentid=20546694
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