Chris is Sorry, Kanye is Sorry and I AM SO SORRY...

...that we're so addicted to this stuff. Celebrities behaving badly - it's like the cheapest, most available, most nerdiest drug. And we're all addicts. I believe there might be a rehab facility under some rock somewhere. But don't take my word for it.

Have you noticed how we tend to bask in the apologies of the A List? It's probably why being bad is also the best publicity stunt. With the exception of Chris Brown (who we will NEVER forgive. Clean out all the stables you want, Chris; it will get you nowhere.), celebrities' public oopsies are done with a purpose. Come on, do you really believe Kanye loves Beyonce's video above all else? Kanye's the classic bully your first-grade teacher Mrs. Smith used to talk about - "He's just doing it for attention. Ignore him and he'll go away."

Speaking of which, now that the hype of VMAs incident has died down a decibel and everyone's more focussed on the victim (poor Taylor!), where is Kanye West? Off laying low, taking a break somewhere? Ah, so to quote Mrs. Smith: "Ignore them. They'll go away."

But, seriously, do we really want them to go away? Didn't think so. Be bad, celebs, be bad... I feel incredibly high and mighty, judging you.

For more sorry celebs, check out the video below:


Stars say "I'm Sorry"